Comedy Works 2006 Calendar

You made three resolutions last year:

• Buy a 2006 calendar before 2006 starts
• Help troubled teens
• See Phil Porter in his underwear

Now you can accomplish all of those things at once for the low, low price of $15. We are currently able to offer the limited-edition Comedy Works 2006 calendar for sale on outerbodyexperience.com. This hilarious calendar features more than 12 months of Denver's finest comics in various states of undress as we ruin some of the most beloved images from the world of art.

Proceeds from the calendar will benefit Colorado Youth for a Change (CYC), a grassroots organization that seeks to inspire and empower out-of-school youth to create and pursue their own educational second chances. CYC brings young people together to transform their mindsets about education, strengthen their academic and coping skills, and help them go back to school and reach out to others to do the same.

In the calendar, you'll see comedian/Animal Planet veterinarian Kevin Fitzgerald from Emergency Vets cradling a snake a la Nastassia Kinski. Josh Blue dangles his butt from a tree to encourage you to hang in there. Troy Baxley puts his spin on Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man (that's the guy inside a circle and a square). Rick Kerns creates a shockingly erotic Marilyn Monroe imitation. I pass an ace in the kitsch classic Dogs Playing Poker. It's all there and all hysterical.

Comedy Works 2006 Calendar

Only $15.

Note: If you are only buying a calendar and no other items, select USPS Parcel Post for the cheapest shipping option when you check out. Unfortunately, we cannot offer free shipping on this item. But we do offer free shipping on orders over $50, so buy a bunch of calendars or add some great bath products to your shopping cart. You only live once; you might as well smell nice.

Wait, you're asking, you make bath products not jokes. Why are you selling the Comedy Works 2006 calendar that benefits out-of-school youth for the low, low price of $15? Because in addition to making our fine products, I'm a comedian who performs regularly at the Comedy Works. See? It all ties together.

Thanks for your support.

Phil Porter
Vice President
Outer Body Experience